New Years Eve 1997, Chris Nash's house...
......Jenny with a glass of Coke and
Vodka, she'll have more than there's space in
the glass. Cut to cheese and pineapple. They're
making bacon and putting it between bread
downstairs. Take your whisky with you Dave. Dave
just likes bacon. If he gets chips he won't
beable to afford Bobby's night of drinking.
Angst? Who? Manny, Ocean Colour Scene. Manny had
ago at Jen Studs for saying OCS were shit. Two
cans of Boddingtons and a bottle of vodka for
Jen Studs. She'll be out of it apparently. But
it's not a big bottle. Simon takes it back.
Manny and Mark return. Manny leaves again.
Jen
Studs "Have a fag
Rob"
Rob to Bobbbbbb "No I
better not, I might get you
jealous"
Pully "Sausages
downstairs!"
Bobbb strokes
Daves leg
Bobbb"Ho ho
ho!"
Bobbb"Your boyfriend's
scary
Jen Studs
"He's not my
boyfriend"
Simon
"Girlfriend!"
Bob and Dave, a**l s*x, suggests
Simon (we must protect youngsters accessing
this
page)
Rob and Dave (???) go fo a
fag,outside.
Gail doesn't know how to
drink cider according to Nash, cosshe's from
Aylesbury.
Gail "I'm not a pet
dog"
???
Jen
and Simon "Nash should have a lava
lamp"
Simon about Nash
".....black silk
sheets"
Jen Studs "Nash is on
the pull tonight, so it should be
interesting"
Gail "It was Manny who
wanted to ask me about
Chloe"
Pully goes for sausages (is he sausage
obsessed, or what?)Lola?
Gail "Not
the Kinks variety, I'm
afraid"
Gail
"This woman in Waterstones tried to
come on to Alex"
Jen called me Dave, that is
bad.
Gail "Oh you've all moved.
Sods!"
Living on a prayer by Bon Jovi. Gail
claims she doesn't know
thewords.
Gail's
bit........................... Levers' goes to loo.We all pretend to
deny we know the wordsto Keep the
Faith! Bob's kissing Dave on the bed.(all
together now, Bleurgh!)
Rose
destroys the last block of evidence.
Gail writes "Levers, I couldn't
read you're (her spelling) handwriting
anyway"Chris 'Grant Mitchell'
arrives.Rose wants to be the chip shop (Meal
Machine)Simon is Lofty
The live and loves of
Bobbbb
Bobby fancies some bloke called
James, according to Jen Studs Jen Studs
"They're friends"Jen Studs
"I'm just talking bollocks"Jen
Studs to Bobbb "You do fancy
Tim"
Rose's
quote
"Winston, you are
drunk, horribly drunk"
"Madam. You are ugly.
Horribly ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober"
Rose, about Winston
Churchill
Jenny called me dave. Bad!Nash
tongues Jenny B from a distance.Rose "If it
h...." (we shall never know)Cath about
Rob "She told me"Rose dribbler
"and proud of it"Someone's nicked my
cans!Cath "NO"
Pub, not
Nash's....
Mel chats up the landlady Nash
smokes an exploding fag Gail
returns. Pont arrives. Mel "Me and the
landlady, she's f***in hard, she goes like a f***in
train"
Jenny B to Rob "Don't
feel my head, it feels like
straw"
Jenny B throws
a pint over Nash. Rose has a bet about me.
Hmmmm! "Nash tickled me, so he spilt my
pint over me, so I spilt my pint all over
him. Ahh! Revenge is
sweet"
Where's Jenny and
Simon?
Cath "Jenny's being
sick"
Manny "Jen came to my
house very drunk, with Simon in tow. Jen spent
five minutes completely out of her facetalking to my mum. Felt sick, ran
outside, fell on thefloor, collapsed, lay there
for fifteen minutes. Came inside. Collapsed
round my bog. We left leaving poor Simon to cope with Jen
and my parents.
Rose palming reading Vlad
"You're not going to die.
You're just going to have some horrible
disease"
Jen B to me "You can be Scary
Spice, 'cos you're quit scary
sometimes" Gail "I kept on flicking
Cotch's fag out hismouth, and it kept pissing
him
off"
Chris about Helen Webber
"She was going to take her hand to
me"
Chris
"I met Levers in the
toilet"
Mark "There are some
arseholes in Thornbury"(after he
was punched in a phone
box)
Jen B "Girl
Power! I can punch you"(she's
drunk)
Mark to
Jen B "I got pissed off 'cos I was
asleep when you jumped on
me"
MTV
Presents.............................. Jenny Rockumentry
Jenny's
Band Death are Us
Jenny B - Lead singer
Mark - Drums
Me - Guitar
Rose - Base
Cath - Bez
At Rob's, well after
midnight"Where's Goodwin?" Jen Studs
first words as she arrives after not being
seen for hours.Barry and some bloke and their
slappers gatecrashed Rob's til Studs threw
them out.Nash goes kiddie bashing.Jen Studs
"Rose has a gliitter moustache"Dave
and Bobbbb on Rob's bedJen Studs"and
Bobby's laughing, she'll let usknow if she's a
real man" (?) Bobby goes downstairsChris
"Wow. Dave's fast"Rose chooses to be
Nadia Sawalha instead of the Meal Machine,
in Eastenders
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