New Years Eve 1997, Chris Nash's house...

......Jenny with a glass of Coke and Vodka, she'll have more than there's space in the glass. Cut to cheese and pineapple. They're making bacon and putting it between bread downstairs. Take your whisky with you Dave. Dave just likes bacon. If he gets chips he won't beable to afford Bobby's night of drinking. Angst? Who? Manny, Ocean Colour Scene. Manny had ago at Jen Studs for saying OCS were shit. Two cans of Boddingtons and a bottle of vodka for Jen Studs. She'll be out of it apparently. But it's not a big bottle. Simon takes it back. Manny and Mark return. Manny leaves again.

Jen Studs "Have a fag Rob"

Rob to Bobbbbbb "No I better not, I might get you jealous"

Pully "Sausages downstairs!"

Bobbb strokes
Daves leg

Bobbb"Ho ho ho!"

Bobbb"Your boyfriend's scary

Jen Studs "He's
not my boyfriend"

Simon "Girlfriend!"

Bob and Dave, a**l s*x, suggests Simon (we must protect youngsters accessing
this page)

Rob and Dave (???) go fo a fag,outside.

Gail doesn't know how to drink cider according to Nash, cosshe's from Aylesbury.

Gail "I'm not a pet dog" ???

Jen and Simon "Nash should have a lava lamp"

Simon about Nash ".....black silk sheets"

Jen Studs "Nash is on the pull tonight, so it should be interesting"

Gail "It was Manny who wanted to ask me about Chloe"

Pully goes for sausages (is he sausage obsessed, or what?)Lola?

Gail "Not
the Kinks variety, I'm afraid"

Gail "This woman in Waterstones tried to
come on to Alex"

Jen called me Dave, that is bad.

Gail "Oh you've all
moved. Sods!"

Living on a prayer by Bon Jovi. Gail claims she doesn't know
thewords.

Gail's bit...........................
Levers' goes to loo.We all pretend to deny we know the wordsto Keep the Faith!
Bob's kissing Dave on the bed.(all together now, Bleurgh!)

Rose destroys the last block of evidence. Gail writes "Levers, I couldn't
read you're (her spelling) handwriting anyway"Chris 'Grant Mitchell'
arrives.Rose wants to be the chip shop (Meal Machine)Simon is Lofty

The live and loves of Bobbbb

Bobby fancies some bloke called James, according to Jen Studs Jen Studs
"They're friends"Jen Studs "I'm just talking bollocks"Jen
Studs to Bobbb "You do fancy Tim"

Rose's quote

"Winston, you are drunk, horribly drunk"

"Madam. You are ugly. Horribly ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober" Rose, about Winston
Churchill

Jenny called me dave. Bad!Nash tongues Jenny B from a distance.Rose "If it
h...." (we shall never know)Cath about Rob "She told me"Rose
dribbler "and proud of it"Someone's nicked my cans!Cath "NO"

Pub, not Nash's....

Mel chats up the landlady Nash smokes an exploding fag Gail
returns. Pont arrives. Mel "Me and the landlady, she's f***in hard, she goes
like a f***in train"

Jenny B to Rob "Don't feel my head, it feels like straw"

Jenny B throws a pint over Nash. Rose has a bet about me. Hmmmm!
"Nash tickled me, so he spilt my pint over me, so I spilt my pint all over
him. Ahh! Revenge is sweet"

Where's Jenny and Simon?

Cath "Jenny's being sick"

Manny "Jen came to my house very drunk, with Simon in tow. Jen spent five minutes completely out of her facetalking to my mum. Felt sick, ran outside, fell on thefloor,
collapsed, lay there for fifteen minutes. Came inside. Collapsed round my bog. We
left leaving poor Simon to cope with Jen and my parents.

Rose palming reading Vlad "You're not going to die. You're just going to have some horrible
disease"

Jen B to me "You can be Scary Spice, 'cos you're quit scary sometimes"
Gail "I kept on flicking Cotch's fag out hismouth, and it kept pissing him
off"

Chris about Helen Webber "She was going to take her hand to
me"

Chris "I met Levers in the toilet"

Mark "There are some
arseholes in Thornbury"(after he was punched in a phone box)

Jen B
"Girl Power! I can punch you"(she's drunk)

Mark to Jen B "I got
pissed off 'cos I was asleep when you jumped on me"

MTV Presents..............................
Jenny Rockumentry

Jenny's Band Death are Us

Jenny B - Lead singer

Mark - Drums

Me - Guitar

Rose - Base

Cath - Bez

At Rob's, well after midnight"Where's Goodwin?" Jen Studs first words
as she arrives after not being seen for hours.Barry and some bloke and their
slappers gatecrashed Rob's til Studs threw them out.Nash goes kiddie bashing.Jen
Studs "Rose has a gliitter moustache"Dave and Bobbbb on Rob's bedJen
Studs"and Bobby's laughing, she'll let usknow if she's a real man" (?)
Bobby goes downstairsChris "Wow. Dave's fast"Rose chooses to be Nadia
Sawalha instead of the Meal Machine, in Eastenders